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[Scary] 400 meter run kills boy who tried to run 400 meters then died death while trying to go that far whent he man says "hey go run 400 meters" and the kid says ok and then runs 400 meters then dies

(400 yards of fun)

[Spiffy] Both of the illegal aliens living in Maine are pissed they will have to learn English to get a driver's license

The Newspaper

[Amusing] Weird news: Lobsters stage mass breakout from supermarket. Farkworthy: Police took them to animal shelter

(Some Guy)

[Amusing] Life imitates Reno 911 as police chasing streaker suddenly find themselves pursued by him (with pic of fleeing man buttocks)

(Chronicle Live)

[Obvious] "When you catch your wife in another man's house wearing only a towel while eating a Chinese take-away there really can only be one thought"

(Metro.co.uk)

[Strange] Authorities investigate a mysterious green light that illuminated a passenger plane during takeoff. Confused as to why that particular plane was greenlit, and not a better one

(WMUR 9)

[Strange] Weird: Woman lost in forest is saved by her ocarina. Weirder: her dog was no help because he only understands Japanesse

Stuff.co.nz

[Dumbass] Cops use spy camera to arrest man for making school kids cooler, more popular

(Some Welsh Guy)

[Photoshop] Photoshop this bumpy ball

(Some Guy)

[Interesting] With the West now sufficiently pussified, China is now the land of real men

(Some Guy)

[Cool] Boston Fark Party: TONIGHT, October 27th at the Times Irish Bar, Boston. DIT - Come party with your fellow Farkers

Fark

[Sick] Man convicted of tossing puppy off balcony in fight with girlfriend will spend next three years tossing salad

MSNBC

[PSA] Port Authority now trapping feral cats who are "enemy number one" at JFK airport. With "I can haz bording pass?" photos

(Gothamist)

[Interesting] Two-alarm fire strikes vacant bowling alley, nothing is spared, arsonists suspected of making a 7-10 split from the scene

(KMBC)

[Dumbass] Not News: Man commits suicide News: at work Fark: by climbing into heavy industrial machinery, turning it on, and being crushed to death

Tulsa World

[Cool] I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide to the Halloween Candies of 2007. Helllllooooo tooth decay

I-Mockery

[Asinine] Pub owner faces charges when, after nationwide smoking ban that forced his customers to smoke outside, their smoke drifted into nearby yard and destroyed ?natural smell of fresh air?

The Sun

[Cool] Not only did a pit bull save her owner during a home invasion robbery, she gave police the DNA evidence to arrest the suspect

NBC 11

[Photoshop] Photoshop this fringe

(Some Guy)

[Cool] Man dying of cancer bets bookies that he'll beat longest known survival time for someone with his condition and live until June 1, 2008 ? and they give him 50:1 odds

The Sun

[Obvious] Waitress in fish and chip shop wins £1 million jackpot, last heard screaming, "OH MY COD" (pic)

(Some Guy)

[Weird] Step 1: Get a cardboard box. 2: And a Glass Cutter. 3. Profit. Fark: Get caught by cops. Double Fark: Cops are impressed with ingenuity of these criminals

Toronto Star

[Sad] The Magic Is Gone: Emma Watson splits with boyfriend while working on Half-Blood Prince movie

The Sun

[Obvious] Killer who has spent two decades running from and taunting U.S. law enforcement captured in Canada by rookie Mountie six weeks out of the academy. They always get their man

Guardian

[Sad] Dozens killed as floods hit war-torn Congo, even after citizens form a long line to dance their way to safety

BBC

[Cool] "A 400-foot hit in Boston travels 440 feet in Denver. A pitch thrown at Coors Field is 6 inches ahead of the same pitch at Fenway Park."

(Some Rockies Fan)

[Stupid] Actual headline on the front page of CNN: "What to do if your house has ghosts" Strangely, "Put down the crack pipe" not first item on list

CNN

[Asinine] Wal-Mart employee takes photo of customer's butt with cell phone. Now faces two years in prison

(Some Guy)

[Interesting] Fat women are more jolly, especially when you bring the flour

News.com.au

[Asinine] Teen who can't STFU and her idiot father challenge Illinois law calling on moment of reflective silence at beginning of each school day

ABC

[Hero] Six-year-old girl raises £4,000 for cancer drugs to save her dad's life (pic)

Daily Mail

[Followup] Sen. Craig to argue that soliciting in the bathroom is free speech. He wasn't doing that, of course, but you know, if someone else did

Minneapolis Star Tribune

[Silly] Nothing quite like a good cold beer, unless of course you count the $1,000 King Richard's Pride cocktail

MSNBC

[Cool] British Army raises morale among fighting troops by having Page 3 girls go commando. The Sun is there (SFWpics)

The Sun

[Dumbass] Not News: Man steals camera from Circuit City. News: Police have obtained a photo of suspect. Fark.com: Suspect took the photo himself, on a display camera he left in the store

(Some Guy)

[Obvious] Pets and their owners "are like married couples" and get more alike the longer they live together. You're beginning to crave steak

Telegraph

[Cool] The ten manliest firearms in the world. With bonus pic goodness of the author's 9-year-old daughter cradling her very own pink-stocked custom built AR15

(Some Gun Happy Guy)

[Followup] Syrian nuclear site that Israel bombed but that was not, according to Syria, a nuclear site is now a barren site with no debris to test (satellite photos)

Yahoo

[Obvious] How many bytes in a kilobyte? a) 1024, b) 1000, c) 5% refund

ZDNet UK

[Interesting] Boston jail becomes posh hotel. Now if we could just get the rest of the Spice Girls in there

UPI

[Cool] REMINDER: Boston Fark Party, TOMORROW. Farktoberfest 2007 at the Times Irish Bar, Boston. Final Details In Thread. Party Starts at 6

Fark

[Interesting] Jogger bitten in the ass by bear... or better known simply as Thursday in Alaska

(Some Alaskan Guy)

[Amusing] Best. Advice. Ever

Slate

[Florida] Governor of Fark's favorite state needs to be invited to the next Tallahassee Fark Party

Herald Tribune (SW Florida)

[Amusing] Coming soon to a bumper near you: atheists now have their own symbol to counter the infamous Christian fish

(Some Atheist)

[Strange] What do you get the person who has everything? How about an authentic Japanese Buddhist temple

AFP

[Florida] CVS thieves make off with $800 in Crest WhiteStrips and electric toothbrushes

WFTV

[Scary] Five Amish teenagers arrested for vandalism spree after late night drinking party. "Authorities accused the suspects of using large rocks to smash the windows and breaking two bird houses in their early morning rampage"

(Some English)

[Cool] Joining the Mile High Club has never been easier (with disgusting pornographic pic)

CNN

[Florida] Naked man tries to swim away from police by jumping in Gulf of Mexico. After two hours, realizes he might not have thought his cunning plan through

(Some Guy)